Wear Me: The White Tee

I’m inspired. I like to do outfit profiles on wardrobe items that most females tend to fear, shy away from, or believe they can’t work. This isn’t that post.

Recently inspired by one of my most supportive girls, Indi, whose the most personable, most physically attractive female you can drool over actually switching sexual preference. Bless her.

The white T is a classic. I know that’s a cliche’ but I’m dead f*cking serious. It goes with anything. Name one thing you can’t pair with a clean, simple white T and I’ll strip down and run the streets butt ass naked. Really. Name one thing. Impossible. And to those who are trying to make up imaginary articles of clothing just to see me naked, I call pervert. All of you.


Now, although the white T may seem like a simple no brainer, it’s a little more complex than that. There are so many different types – sleeve length, hem length, fit, style, and most importantly – fabric type. If I were to choose just one….HAHAHAHAHA one. Are you high?!

Carnal rule of the White T – They are not all the same. You think all white t-shirts are the same? Go re-evaluate your life you racist. Shame on you. SHAME on you for being such a narrow minded, one dimensional, backwards bigot.

I mean, look:


T by Alexander Wang Classic Muscle Tee $80


Calvin Klein Underwear Layering Tee $35


Leith Long Sleeve V Neck Tee $28


Vince Little Boy Tee $60


Splendid Deep V Half Sleeve Tee $50


Splendid Long Sleeve Jersey Tee $50


Splendid Scoop Neck Tee $48


rag&bone Jackson V Neck Tee $80


Topshop V Neck Tee $25


Vince Slubbed V Neck Tee $95


AG Adriano Goldschmied V Neck Tee $45


American Vintage Jacksonville V Neck Tee $69


Bobi Light Weight Jersey Crew Neck Tee $20


Bobi Light Weight Jersey V Neck Pocket Tee $40

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Bobi Light Weight Jersey V Neck Pocket Tee $40


C&C California Vintage Deep V Tee $35


Cheap Monday Perfect Tee $36


Current/Elliott The Freshman Tee in Sugar $99

This is just a small selection of what is available to you.

If you still have doubt as to how to style it. Behold.










I hope this enough proof that yes – it is highly necessary and not shameful to own at least 10 different white tees.

Now step off b*tch. 




4 thoughts on “Wear Me: The White Tee

  1. I’m going to try the Rag & Bone tee this spring. I usually stick with J Crew for basics, but it seems like I burn through their white tees pretty quickly… maybe it’s because I’m always getting coffee splash stains on them! I would love to find a basic white tee that washes well; something I could wear again and again.

    • Shut it. I swear by my J Crew Vintage V Neck! Softest most durable material omg. I hear you on the stains though, I don’t know what it is about that material. American Apparel tees are great but definitely not as soft!

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